This went down on Friday.
Madalyn: "How do babies get in moms bellies"
Me: "Go ask your dad"
Madalyn: "WHY? Why can't YOU just tell me"
Me: "We can talk about it at dinner"
Madalyn: "WHY? Why can't YOU just tell me"
Me: "We can talk about it at dinner"
Dinner table.
Madalyn: "About that conversation?"
Farmer: "Well you know when the bull jumps on the cows?"
Madalyn: "Yes"
Farmer: "That is how it happens"
Madalyn "Wait so you JUMPED on moms back?! Is that true mom"
Me: [trying to keep a straight face] "Pretty much"
Farmer: "Well you know when the bull jumps on the cows?"
Madalyn: "Yes"
Farmer: "That is how it happens"
Madalyn "Wait so you JUMPED on moms back?! Is that true mom"
Me: [trying to keep a straight face] "Pretty much"
Madalyn: "My husband is going to jump on my back for 5 seconds and then he is getting off me!"
Farmer: "Well you're only 8 you don't need to worry about for a long time"
Jameson; [silence]
Farmer: "What is one thing you are thankful for this week?"
Blessed is me...
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